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Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

No Slip
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)